🟡 50+ Minion Jokes That Are Hilarious, So True & So Funny

If you love Minion jokes that are so true, so funny, and super relatable, you’re in the right place!
From school jokes, math humor, and clean family jokes to birthday laughs, teacher comebacks, and even Roses are red Minion poems — this list of 50+ hilarious Minion jokes will make everyone laugh out loud! 😂💛

🎓 Minion School Jokes — So True, So Funny!

1. Why did the Minion bring a ladder to school?
   ➡️ Because he wanted to go to high school! 😂
2. Teacher: “Why are you late?”
   Minion: “Because I followed the traffic lights… they all turned red!” 🚦
3. My teacher said I talk too much… so I told her, “That’s what makes me a Minion leader!” 😎
4. When Minions forget their homework: “It wasn’t me — my banana ate it!” 🍌📚
5. Math teacher: “Show your work!”
   Minion: shows a picture of himself crying over homework 😭

➗ Math & Homework Minion Jokes

6. Minions love math… especially when the answer is “Banana!” 🍌
7. Why was the Minion afraid of numbers?
   Because he couldn’t count on himself! 😆
8. Homework is like a Minion — small, cute, but causes chaos!
9. Teacher: “Solve this problem.”
   Minion: “I already did. It’s called ‘I quit!’” 😂
10. When life gives you math problems, Minions give you memes!

🧼 Clean Minion Jokes for Kids & Family

11. Why did the Minion cross the playground?
    To get to the other slide! 🛝
12. My Minion told me a dirty joke… then cleaned it with soap! 🧼😂
13. What’s a Minion’s favorite clean-up song?
    “Can’t Stop This Cleaning!” 🎵
14. Why did the Minion wear yellow?
    Because it matched his sunny personality! ☀️
15. When life’s messy, laugh like a Minion!

🧑‍🏫 Teacher & School Life Minion Jokes

16. Teacher: “Why are you always smiling?”
    Minion: “Because I’m not grading homework!” 😁
17. My Minion friend says: “Teaching is easy… until students ask questions!”
18. The Minion report card: A+ in eating bananas, F in staying serious!
19. Teacher: “Did you study?”
    Minion: “Yes — I studied how to look smart!” 😂
20. When Minions go to school, even math becomes funny!

🎂 Birthday Minion Jokes

21. Why do Minions love birthdays?
    Because they get a-peeling gifts! 🍌🎁
22. Minion at a party: “Is it my birthday or my banana’s?”
23. I told my Minion friend it’s my birthday — he yelled, “Banana cake!” 🎂
24. Minions don’t age… they just get more yellow! 😂
25. My birthday wish: To laugh like a Minion forever!

😂 Friendship & Comeback Minion Jokes

26. Friend: “You’re so weird.”
    Minion: “Thank you — it’s my superpower!” 💪
27. When life’s tough, call your Minion friend — laughter guaranteed!
28. My Minion BFF told me: “If you fall, I’ll pick you up… after laughing first!” 🤣
29. Friendship status: 100% bananas and 0% drama!
30. When Minions argue, it’s just banana talk! 🍌😆

🌹 Roses Are Red — Minion Style

31. Roses are red, violets are blue,
    I’m yellow and funny — and so are you! 💛
32. Roses are red, my jokes are clean,
    Minions make you laugh — you know what I mean! 😄
33. Roses are red, homework is pain,
    Let’s call the Minions — they’ll entertain! 😂
34. Roses are red, pencils are blue,
    My teacher’s mad, and I have no clue! 🖊️
35. Roses are red, bananas are gold,
    Minion jokes never get old! 🍌

🤪 Random Funniest & Corny Minion Jokes

36. My Minion beat my son… in a video game! 🎮😂
37. Minions don’t fight — they giggle aggressively! 😆
38. When Minions say “Oops,” something explodes! 💥
39. Minions are proof laughter doesn’t need translation — even Albanian Minions laugh the same! 🇦🇱😂
40. If laughter is medicine, Minions are the pharmacy! 💊

👮 Police, Cat & Random Life Jokes

41. Police: “Why are you speeding?”
    Minion: “I saw a banana sale!” 🍌🚓
42. Is cat + Minion = Catnion? 🐱😂
43. My Minion friend tried to join the police — they said, “You’re too funny to arrest anyone!”
44. Life’s hard, but Minion jokes make it so true and so funny!
45. When you lose your pen, call a Minion — they’ll find it while laughing! ✏️

🏫 10 Things I Know About Minion Life

46. They love bananas.
47. They hate homework.
48. They laugh at everything.
49. They always say “Bello!”
50. They’re small but full of chaos — just like your school day! 😂

🌟 Bonus Jokes — Because You Deserve More Laughs!

51. Why did the Minion stare at the juice box?
    It said “concentrate.” 😂
52. When Minions take a selfie, even cameras laugh!
53. Minions don’t need coffee — they run on chaos! ☕💛
54. My Minion friend said, “I’m on a diet.” Then ate 12 bananas.
55. If laughter had a face, it’d be yellow, giggly, and banana-shaped! 🍌😆

💛 Final Laugh

Whether it’s school jokes, clean humor, or funny Minion moments so true to life, these 50+ Minion jokes are perfect for kids, friends, teachers, and family.
Share them on Facebook, Pinterest, or with your BFFs, and spread the laughter! 😂💛