School life is full of homework, tests, and sometimes boring lessons—but it’s also the perfect place for laughter!
If you’re a student, teacher, or parent, these school jokes for kids will make everyone giggle during lunch, on the 100th day of school, or even on a funny April Fools’ Day morning.
Whether you’re in elementary school, middle school, or writing funny lunch notes, these jokes will make your classmates and teachers laugh out loud!
✏️ Elementary School Jokes
- Why did the student eat his homework?
👉 Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!- What kind of school does a surfer go to?
👉 Boarding school!- Why was the math book sad?
👉 It had too many problems.- What’s the smartest letter in the alphabet?
👉 The letter “Y” — it’s always asking questions!- Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
👉 To go to high school!
🍎 Funny School Jokes for Any Day
- Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
👉 Because her students were so bright!- What’s a teacher’s favorite nation?
👉 Explanation!- Why did the student bring scissors to class?
👉 To cut class!- What did the pencil say to the paper?
👉 “You’ve got a good point!”- Why did the computer go to art class?
👉 To improve its “mouse”-terpieces!
📆 100th Day of School Jokes
- What did the student say on the 100th day of school?
👉 “I’m 100 days smarter—and 100 lunches hungrier!”- Why did the teacher love the 100th day of school?
👉 Because it was “cent-sational!”- What do you call 100 students walking to class?
👉 A centi-mental journey!- What did one 100-day-old pencil say to another?
👉 “We’ve been through a lot of sharp times together!”
🍴 Lunch & Lunch Note Jokes
- Why did the sandwich go to school?
👉 It wanted to be a smartwich!- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
👉 Nacho cheese!- Why did the tomato blush?
👉 Because it saw the salad dressing!- Why don’t students trust cafeteria food?
👉 Because it’s always up to something “fishy!”- What’s a lunchbox’s favorite subject?
👉 History—it loves old sandwiches!- What did the apple say to the orange?
👉 “You’re a-peeling!”
🎃 Halloween School Jokes
- Why didn’t the skeleton go to school?
👉 His heart wasn’t in it!- What do ghosts bring to class?
👉 Spook reports!- Why did the vampire fail art class?
👉 He could only draw blood!- Why do mummies like school?
👉 They’re great at wrapping up homework!- What’s a witch’s favorite school subject?
👉 Spelling!
🎉 April Fools’ Day School Jokes
- What did the student put in the teacher’s desk on April Fools’ Day?
👉 A “pop quiz”—literally a balloon!- Why did the pencil laugh on April 1st?
👉 It couldn’t erase the grin!- What’s the best April Fools’ joke at school?
👉 Replacing chalk with cheese sticks!- Why did the teacher get stuck in the dictionary?
👉 She couldn’t find her words!- What do you call an April Fools’ math test?
👉 A real trick question!
🏫 Middle School Jokes
- Why was the student always looking at his watch in math class?
👉 He wanted to see if it was time to subtract!- Why was the locker feeling so cold?
👉 It left its coat on the hook!- What do you get when you cross homework with a dog?
👉 Papers that are a little ruff!- Why did the student sit on his homework?
👉 He wanted to work on it “bottom-up!”- Why did the teacher write on the window?
👉 To make her lesson more clear!
🏅 Extra Funny Student Jokes
- What did one math book say to another?
👉 “Stop bothering me, I’ve got my own problems!”- Why was the music teacher so good at baseball?
👉 Because she had the perfect pitch!- Why don’t history teachers trust atoms?
👉 Because they make up everything!- Why did the student bring a ruler to bed?
👉 To see how long he could sleep!- What’s a computer’s favorite snack?
👉 Microchips!
📚 More School Humor for Every Grade
- Why did the student cross the playground?
👉 To get to the other slide!- What’s a teacher’s favorite dessert?
👉 Pi!- What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
👉 “Supplies!”- What’s a pencil’s least favorite place?
👉 Eraser Island!- What did the science book say to the history book?
👉 “You’re too old-school!”
🧠 Bonus: Smart & Silly Classroom Jokes
- Why did the student study on an airplane?
👉 He wanted higher grades!- Why was the geometry book always worried?
👉 Because it couldn’t find its angle!- What did the clock do when it was hungry?
👉 It went back four seconds!- Why did the chalk break up with the eraser?
👉 Too much friction in their relationship!- What did the backpack say to the pencil case?
👉 “You carry too much emotional baggage!”
✨ Conclusion: Keep the Laughter Going!
School days are better with smiles and giggles!
Share these funny school jokes for kids during lunch, on 100th day celebrations, or on April Fools’ Day—and make learning full of laughter!
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