Halloween isn’t just about spooky vibes and scary costumes it’s also the perfect excuse to laugh until your fake vampire fangs fall out. Whether you’re looking for a witty caption for Instagram, something sarcastic to tease your friends, or a laugh-out-loud one-liner for your office bulletin board, this collection has you covered.
We’ve rounded up 100 funny & hilarious Halloween quotes that mix humor, sarcasm, and a little bit of ghostly charm. These are perfect for sharing with friends, spicing up workspaces, or giving your social media posts that extra fang-tastic touch.
🎃 Funny Halloween Quotes for Instagram
Perfect for captions, reels, or stories that need a dose of humor.
- “Creepin’ it real this Halloween.”
- “If the broom fits, ride it.”
- “Ghosting season has officially begun.”
- “Witch better have my candy.”
- “Resting witch face in full effect.”
- “Too cute to spook.”
- “Here for the boos.”
- “Hocus pocus and chill.”
- “Boo-tiful and I know it.”
- “Witch, please!”
👻 Funny & Hilarious Halloween Quotes for Friends
Send these to your pals or tag them for a laugh.
- “We’re just a bunch of hocus pocus.”
- “Friends don’t let friends dress basic for Halloween.”
- “You’re my boo-thang.”
- “Fangs for being my friend.”
- “Squad ghouls for life.”
- “You say witch like it’s a bad thing.”
- “Creep it real, bestie.”
- “Some friends are like ghosts — hard to find, but spooky when they appear.”
- “Too ghoul for school.”
- “Life’s better with a little scare.”
💼 Funny Halloween Quotes for Work
Light-hearted lines perfect for the office — keep it cheeky but safe.
- “Work hard, scare harder.”
- “My productivity is ghosting today.”
- “Witching you a very productive Halloween.”
- “Having a fang-tastic day at the office.”
- “Monster meetings and coffee brews.”
- “Deadline? More like dead-line.”
- “Let’s spook this place up a bit.”
- “Workload so scary, even ghosts are afraid.”
- “This office runs on pumpkin spice and fear.”
- “Corporate zombies unite!”
🤣 Halloween Quotes Funny Humor & Sarcastic
For those who love a little sass with their spook.
- “Halloween is just an excuse for adults to eat candy like it’s legal.”
- “Witch way to the candy?”
- “More boos, less work.”
- “Scary how much I love snacks.”
- “My blood type is pumpkin spice.”
- “Halloween calories don’t count.”
- “Some people have resting witch face — I have resting ghost face.”
- “You can’t scare me, I work in customer service.”
- “No tricks, just treats… and sarcasm.”
- “Halloween: where my true goblin self comes out.”
🕸️ Short & Snappy Funny Halloween Quotes
Perfect for quick laughs and easy sharing.
- “Boo, Felicia!”
- “Haunt mess express.”
- “Fangs a lot.”
- “Candy coma loading…”
- “Witchful thinking.”
- “Zero tricks given.”
- “Resting bat face.”
- “Squash goals.”
- “Frankly, I’m spooky.”
- “Bite me (vampire edition).”
😂 More Funny Halloween Humor (51–100)
Fill your October with laughs.
- “Boo’s before boos.”
- “The ghostest with the mostest.”
- “This is my scary face 😐”
- “Broom hair, don’t care.”
- “Halloween? More like Hallo-win.”
- “Spooky but make it fashion.”
- “Ghoul power!”
- “Caution: Witch crossing.”
- “Pumpkin spice & everything fright.”
- “Feeling gourd-geous.”
- “Fright night feels.”
- “Bat to the bone.”
- “Oh my gourd, Becky!”
- “Halloween: my excuse for weirdness.”
- “Boos and giggles.”
- “Trick-or-treat yo’ self.”
- “Haunted by deadlines.”
- “Skeletons in my closet are on vacation.”
- “Dead tired but cute.”
- “Zombie before coffee.”
- “Eat, drink & be scary.”
- “Can’t stop, won’t ghost.”
- “Mummy knows best.”
- “Ghosted again… and I’m fine with it.”
- “Ghouls just wanna have fun.”
- “Halloween hair, don’t scare.”
- “Too spooky to function.”
- “Pumpkin queen.”
- “Creep squad assemble.”
- “Witch goals only.”
- “Boo-hoo, Monday.”
- “Just hanging with my bats.”
- “Beware of cute monsters.”
- “I can’t adult today, I’m haunting.”
- “Zombie dance moves unlocked.”
- “Trick or tequila.”
- “Ghost-approved humor.”
- “Mummy said knock you out.”
- “Haunt mess reporting for duty.”
- “Candy over everything.”
- “Witch vibes only.”
- “Scaredy cat? Not me.”
- “Fangs for the memories.”
- “Batty but fabulous.”
- “Creepy but cute.”
- “Boo-tastic day ahead.”
- “This pumpkin’s lit.”
- “Haunt couture.”
- “Fangirling over candy.”
- “See you on the dark side.”
🎯 Final Boo
Whether you’re dressing up as a creepy clown, a glittery witch, or a last-minute “ghost” made from a bedsheet, Halloween is the perfect excuse to laugh and share a little spooky fun. Use these quotes for your Instagram captions, group chats, or even the office noticeboard. After all, Halloween isn’t just about scaring it’s about smiling (and sneaking in as much candy as possible).
Happy haunting, and remember: creep it real! 🕸️👻
