Halloween isn’t just about spooky costumes and pumpkin carving it’s also about sharing the perfect caption, wallpaper line, or witty quote that makes your Instagram post, letterboard, or even iPhone lockscreen stand out. Whether you want something short and aesthetic, funny and hilarious, romantic and couple-worthy, or even in Spanish/Tagalog, we’ve got you covered.

This mega-list of 100+ Halloween quotes and captions is your one-stop library. Scroll through, pick your favorite, copy-paste for instant use or save them as wallpapers, poster ideas, or Pinterest pins.

👻 Quick Picks: Top 10 Halloween Quotes & Captions

1. “Creep it real.”
2. “If you’ve got it, haunt it.”
3. “Cutest pumpkin in the patch.”
4. “Resting witch face.”
5. “Boo-tiful chaos.”
6. “Trick or treat yourself.”
7. “Witch way to the candy?”
8. “Pumpkin spice and everything fright.”
9. “Love at first bite.”
10. “I put a spell on you.”

✨ Short & Aesthetic Halloween Quotes

Perfect for Instagram bios, stories, or aesthetic wallpapers.

11. “Spooky vibes only.”
12. “Hello, pumpkin.”
13. “Witch, please.”
14. “Stay spooky.”
15. “Pumpkin kisses, Halloween wishes.”
16. “Too cute to spook.”
17. “Fangs for the memories.”
18. “Eerie-sistible charm.”
19. “Moonlight & magic.”
20. “Chills and thrills.”

😂 Funny & Hilarious Halloween Captions

Light-hearted and witty great for Instagram humor posts.

21. “Boo Felicia.”
22. “If the broom fits, fly it.”
23. “You’ve got me under your spell… and under your Wi-Fi.”
24. “Witch better have my candy.”
25. “Fangs a lot.”
26. “Boo-tlegger alert.”
27. “Pumpkin spice high, skeleton vibes low.”
28. “Creepin’ it real since day one.”
29. “Trick or tequila?”
30. “No tricks, just treats (and memes).”

💕 Romantic & Couple Halloween Quotes

For couples posting together or sending spooky love notes.

31. “Love you to the tomb and back.”
32. “You’re the candy to my corn.”
33. “Haunted by your love.”
34. “A pumpkin spice kind of love.”
35. “We’re better together than trick and treat.”
36. “Kisses sweeter than Halloween candy.”
37. “You bewitched me, body and soul.”
38. “Till death do us part… and beyond.”
39. “Falling for you like autumn leaves.”
40. “We put the ‘boo’ in couple goals.”

Letterboard-Ready Halloween Phrases

Catchy, short, and perfect for front porch or office letterboards.

41. “Eat, drink, and be scary.”
42. “Boo! Did I scare you?”
43. “Trick or treat, smell my feet.”
44. “Welcome, foolish mortals.”
45. “Witch parking only.”
46. “The ghostess with the mostest.”
47. “Enter if you dare.”
48. “Warning: sugar rush zone.”
49. “Home is where the haunt is.”
50. “Resting witch face lives here.”

🎬 Halloween Movie Quotes

From classics to modern horrors.

51. “We all go a little mad sometimes.” – Psycho
52. “Be afraid. Be very afraid.” – The Fly
53. “It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.” – Hocus Pocus
54. “They’re here…” – Poltergeist
55. “Do you like scary movies?” – Scream
56. “I see dead people.” – The Sixth Sense
57. “It’s alive!” – Frankenstein
58. “I am your worst dream come true!” – Child’s Play
59. “Trick ‘r Treat.” – Trick ‘r Treat
60. “Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.” – Nightmare on Elm Street

🖤 Tim Burton Halloween Quotes

Spooky yet whimsical.

61. “Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.” – Tim Burton
62. “Just because I cannot see it, doesn’t mean I can’t believe it.” – The Nightmare Before Christmas
63. “There’s an old saying: Some things are better left dead.” – Frankenweenie
64. “You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret, all the best people are.” – Alice in Wonderland
65. “Life’s no fun without a good scare.” – The Nightmare Before Christmas

🎃 Pumpkin & “Boo” Quotes

Perfect for fall vibes and seasonal captions.

66. “Oh my gourd, I love Halloween.”
67. “Boo-tiful nights.”
68. “Pumpkin spice, everything nice.”
69. “You’ve been booed!”
70. “Boo crew assemble.”
71. “The cutest boo in town.”
72. “Carve out some fun.”
73. “Squash goals.”
74. “Keep calm and pumpkin on.”
75. “Peek-a-boo vibes only.”

👶 Cute Halloween Quotes for Kids

Wholesome, adorable lines for family posts.

76. “Cutie pie in disguise.”
77. “Tiny pumpkin, big spirit.”
78. “Candy monster in training.”
79. “Sweetest treat of them all.”
80. “Lil’ boo crew member.”
81. “Trick-or-treat cuteness overload.”
82. “Pumpkin patch prince/princess.”
83. “Little ghoul, big heart.”
84. “Hallow-queen in the making.”
85. “Boo-tiful baby vibes.”

🌎 Spanish Halloween Quotes

86. “Feliz Noche de Brujas.” (Happy Halloween)
87. “Dulce o truco.” (Trick or treat)
88. “Fiesta de fantasmas.” (Ghost party)
89. “Espíritus en la noche.” (Spirits in the night)
90. “Amor embrujado.” (Bewitched love)

🇵🇭 Tagalog Halloween Quotes

91. “Maligayang Halloween!” (Happy Halloween!)
92. “Bantayan ang gabi.” (Guard the night)
93. “Takutan na!” (Let’s scare each other!)
94. “Multo sa paligid.” (Ghosts around)
95. “Pusong nakakakilabot.” (A heart that chills)

📱 Halloween Quotes for Social Media (IG, TikTok, Twitter)

96. “Caught in a web of likes.”
97. “Creepy but cute feed.”
98. “Haunted hashtags.”
99. “Spooky stories unlocked.”
100. “TikTok witches unite.”
101. “Spirits in my mentions.”
102. “Skeleton dance challenge, accepted.”
103. “Ghost mode: on.”
104. “Fright night highlights.”
105. “Boo-tiful timeline.”

🎃 Conclusion

Halloween is more than just candy it’s about sharing the spirit, whether it’s through Instagram captions, a witty letterboard, or a spooky wallpaper for your iPhone. With this collection of 100+ Halloween quotes, you’ll always have the perfect line at your fingertips.

👉 Save this list for October, pin it to Pinterest boards, or share with friends for endless spooky inspiration.

Now go on creep it real, haunt it proud, and let your captions slay this Halloween!